It's Getting Easier

therapist-anon:

springlockedfoxy:

reniisbooks:

smidnite:

just-a-john-doe:

*epidemic of porn bots breaks out due to tumblr’s own negligence*

tumblr staff:  We will fix it (:

Originally posted by stream

If this ain’t the tea, tho.

Yet pornbots still exist

It only got 50% of the porn bots. And 50% legit users.

A perfect balance of bullshit and fucking bull shit.

hopeless-and-lesbian:

honestly man i just want someone to want me. to text me. to use a simple situation as an excuse to touch me. i want someone to think about me when they go to sleep and to tell me exactly that. i want someone to flirt with me, to ask me out. to hold my hand. i want someone to call me in the middle of the day, if for no other reason, because they felt like it. i just want someone i want to want me back.

powerburial:

coveryourheadandneckwithyourarms:

powerburial:

someone knocked on my door and they were wearing a red hat. i didnt answer cuz i was scared it was donald trump

what if it was mario you utter fool

Originally posted by nikkiiklebold

iceicebradley:

everchanging-flower:

punkbonnibel:

I have one brain cell and it bounces around in my skull like a windows screen saver

When it hits a corner perfect, I’m allowed one (1) good idea.

But skulls don’t have corners